One of my bosses would encourage me with "Surely someone stupider than you has accomplished this."

My wife, after she pointed out I was falling down on my husbandly duties, which I attributed to old age:

"I hear these stories how you can outhike all these 20 year olds, but you can't outphuck one?"


Eagles may soar, but a weasel never got sucked into a jet turbine!