For those of you with kids....or who will be opening presents with kids present....go buy yourself whatever hunting and fishing equipment you want. Wrap them up and put From: Santa on them. She cannot say a thing or she will ruin the Santa deal!

But, uh, you might want to have a blanket lined up for when you sleep on the couch!


What you do today is important, you are trading a day in the rest of your life for it.