When I was a paramedic, we transported a little girl from the housing projects, her name was Female Butts.
I guess, mom read the label on her wrist a year earlier in the delivery room and thought that was a good name. She probably didn't know what the word "female" means.
There was another project child in my county, this kid was delivered by two paramedics int he back of the ambulance. The medics were Ricky and Ron. The name of the little boy was Rickaron Jones.
