Family friends have a curious tech toy that plays music of choice on verbal demand, and will "discuss" things, the fine points about limits or capabilities being lost on me. Sits on the kitchen counter adjacent to a major traffic path in the house. Apparently there is some humorous conflict between adults, teenagers and toddlers now and again, and it seems the tactical advantage lays with those of fewer years. Teenagers want to hear current rock, the old man of the house wants to hear something like Eye of the Tiger, and in the middle of it all the 5 yr old granddaughter walks into the fray and says "Alexa, Fart!"

And boy howdy, does she! ROTFLMAO......


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain