Little Johnny is sitting in the back row of the class room with his hand in the air. He is waving it back and forth for about 20 minutes. The teacher doesn’t want to call on him cause he never has anything good to say. Finally she gives in and says “yes Johnny”. Johnny says I got to piss, I’ve got to piss real bad. The teacher runs back and grabs Johnny by the ear and drags him out in the hall and says I don’t know who taught you that word, but it’s a cuss word. From now on when you have to do that you will use the term “urinate”. Now you stay out here in the Hall until you think of a sentence with urinate in it. Then you can come up in front of the class and tell them that sentence. Little Johnny stayed out in the hall for a few minutes, then sheepishly walked up in front of the class. As he stood in front of the class he looked over at the teacher and said urinate, but if you had bigger tits you’d be a ten.
