Originally Posted by wabigoon
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The Lone Ranger is captured by Indians and told he would be killed in 3 days. The Lone Ranger whispers something in Silver's ear and the horse runs off at a full gallop. Shortly before dusk Silver returns with a beautiful redhead. The Indian chief is impressed and sets up a tee-pee for the Ranger and the redhead for the night.

Next morning the redhead saddles up on Silver and leaves. Once again right at dusk Silver returns with another beauty, this time a brunet. And once again the burnet is allowed to leave with Silver the next morning after spending the night with the Lone Ranger.

And just like the previous day Silver returns with another beauty, this time a blonde. The Indian chief is greatly impressed with the horse, but tells the Lone Ranger that he will still die the next morning. The Lone Ranger obviously upset yells at Silver, "Look you stupid horse, I said to get the POSSE"


Most people don't really want the truth.

They just want constant reassurance that what they believe is the truth.