Keep begging; is there anything I can say to help numbnuts?
Nobody is begging for the NRA here in Virginia. Trust me. In fact, as you point out, very few are begging for the NRA anywhere. Smart people recognize the futility in investing, both literally and figuratively, in a fallen angel. The NRA is nothing more than a ponzi scheme, and the few that don't recognize that are well... to put it politely, behind the times.