To enlighten every one, when ever I bring home a friend from the "Internet", and I frequent an axe collectors web site too, she says, "one of these days you're going to bring home an axe murderer".Usually I don't know their names, just their Handles.So, when I introduced Roy, as "I" remember it, I said something like, "Roy this is my wife Carolyn." I felt really on my game because I knew his first name. So, she smiles and says, "Is he an axe murderer?" I jump in and say, "no, he collects GUNS!". Then she says, "Well, what's Roy's last name?" Panic mode. I think I might have glanced at Roy, then blurted, "Fireball!" She feels safe now, she knows Roy is back out West.
I pondered all that as I hovered over your bed with the axe while you were sleeping.
