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Harry and Meghan's new Canadian "Unofficial, Unroyal" Residence to be Called Toadmore Cottage
- Raunchley Peters, Cdn News Network


photo courtesy of Fox News
Meghan, Meghan's father, Thomas, and Harry

Apparently, Harry and Meghan are angry with both their royal and unroyal families. The word on Vancouver streets is that Harry is looking for a certain Vancouver Island residence with a specific look. It's Meghan's wish to have something 'faux Tudor'. The couple wish to call it Toadmore Cottage. And by the way, if you're British, and royal, cottage is pronounced Cah-TAWJE. Originally, the couple wanted to call it Wind Sore Castle, but their advisors thought that might be a little much.

Naturally, the Palace is tight lipped about "the little bump in the road" between the Queen and her cheeky grandson. The staff is used to troubles with the junior royals, but as the Queen gets older, she has little time for naughty boys. It was difficult enough being a mother, watching your son, Charles, mess up, but it was a double whammy for the Queen to see her grandchildren left to her son after Diana's premature death in 1997.

Whatever was said during the royal family's private meeting will never be known, but one thing is for sure, Diana's presence was strongly felt by all in the room. Unfortunately for William, the oldest must, in many ways, become like his father. Secretly, I think that bothers William, but being in line for the throne, and the responsibilities that come with it, cannot be ignored. Still, could he be jealous of his little brother?

While we can only speculate about the royal meeting, Meghan's father, Thomas, was more open with his criticism of his daughter. Essentially, he blames Meghan for the royal mess. He accused her of "cheapening the royal family". He also wants her in court to dispel the lies he says were said about him. Despite being on the queen's side, Thomas Markle cannot seem to get through on the phone to his son in law's 'gram' though.

So that's a bit more of what's happening in the continuing saga of the royals, Toadmore Cottage and buttocks. Well, there were no buttocks talked about until the end.

- Raunchly Peters, CdnNN