Drive 6hr round trip to a cabelas in another state, all for a silly little $225 atv trailer they ran out of warehouse inventory on, but i knew which brick/mortat had one and HAFTA have it.

Also known as bad weather, gotta get out of the house regardless.

Golldammed motion detector lights. A guy can’t even piss off his porch in peace any more.

"Look, I want to help the helpless. It's the clueless I don't give a [bleep] about." - Dennis Miller on obamacare.