Neighbors having a bonfire a month or so back (urban backyard in northern Virginia)... most of them know me well and are friends.
Zombie apocalypse comes up in conversation...
One couple (retired combat Marines) that I have know for years asks where I will go... I said "Don't know, but I do have a few sets of keys."
They laughed and said... "we are coming with you".
Our liberal and anti gun neighbor said "I am coming too, but you can't bring any guns, I hate guns and my kids are scared of them".
I didn't say anything other than "You will probably be better off without me."
Told my wife later... she said "You are mean... we will need someone to throw over the fence to feed the zombies."
What’d they plan to kill zombies with - plastic straws?
Had a colleague who said one day “Anyone who has guns needs psychiatric help!”
Asked her what she would do if I handed her a gun right then. She said “Look for someone to kill!”
I said “You’re the one who needs psychiatric help.”
