At the end of one particularly difficult printer program I signed up for the end of program celebration. After getting upper management approval we took several printers and lots of toner cartridges out into the desert to a make shift range and worked them over with a number of Class III weapons. It was a great time and HP paid for all the ammunition. Told the guy who brought the suppressed Uzi he could have all the empties. We left the range cleaner than we found it.


The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein