Neighbor gal and her husband show offs.
She mowed the yard in a bikini, while he weightlifted in the driveway.
Fought like cats n dogs.
She got a new set of boobs and came over to show my ol lady (I was at work dammit).
Divorce soon followed (theirs).

At work several gals got new racks, and within short order they all split.

Seems to be a pattern (everybody gets to see the new goods but me).