Sure I am married...She was watching 😆
Obviously your sexual prowess wasn't something your wife thought was worth anything to keep for herself, and more than likely you are nothing to be impressed by in that department, an old hat is just that, an old hat. Who knows, there could be a good chance your wife struck gold somewhere else, and doesn't give a damn what you do with your "fill in the name you have given it".
Or the scenario was and is a crock of schitt !
But hey, whatever gets you through your day.
Lynn
