Since the other thread took off so fast I thought maybe I could get some advice on how to rid the neighborhood of my next door neighbor. What a Schit head he used to be ok until he caught me nailng his 18 year old daughter in my pool last summer. Now all he does is scream insults at me.
That's a tough one. Maybe thank him for raising such a bodacious hotty for a daughter and assure him she enjoyed it at least as much as you? Not sure, just spit ballin… oops pardon the pun. lol
Try bangin’ his wife too?
Actually my first idea would be more to make amends.. To get rid of him tell him she was a lousy lay that otta bring it to a close
Which one of the daughter's holes did you use?
Try bangin’ his wife too?
This idea may have merit for sure..
What a thread! If she's 18 tell him "So what?" None of his business. End of story. Well, unless his wife is a looker.....
The 'fire is an interesting place for sure. You get verbally drawn an quartered for wanting to poison a couple of your neighbors bushes and high fived for committing adultery with his offspring.
Just sayin......
S o, it is his fault that you screwed his daughter?
How old are you?
How old is the daughter?
Has the Christian contingent chimed in yet???
On any of the "neighbor" thread?
Don't they have a rule about neighbors and such?
(maybe it's just a guideline???)
Geno
just had Clarissa the 21 yr old come by to see me life is hard .
The 'fire is an interesting place for sure. You get verbally drawn an quartered for wanting to poison a couple of your neighbors bushes and high fived for committing adultery with his offspring.
Just sayin......
Who said he committed adultery?
Is the OP single or married?
The 'fire is an interesting place for sure. You get verbally drawn an quartered for wanting to poison a couple of your neighbors bushes and high fived for committing adultery with his offspring.
Just sayin......
Who said he committed adultery?
Is the OP single or married?
Picky Picky Picky.
Fornication then................are you happy?
Geno
Sure I am married...She was watching 😆
The 'fire is an interesting place for sure. You get verbally drawn an quartered for wanting to poison a couple of your neighbors bushes and high fived for committing adultery with his offspring.
Just sayin......
Who said he committed adultery?
Is the OP single or married?
Picky Picky Picky.
Fornication then................are you happy?
Geno
Well, no. All my neighbors are much older than that!😀
I’m out of ideas....bang his son?
Then red flag the neighbor for threats.
just had Clarissa the 21 yr old come by to see me life is hard .
BTW is her favorite band Limp Bizkit? Just wondering.
Was it a stick up or hold up
Take him out for a 21 oz T bone.......He will be happy your banging his Daughter......
Another middle-aged predator posting on here?
Which one of the daughter's holes did you use?
Hopefully not the one you used in the penicillian thread.
just had Clarissa the 21 yr old come by to see me life is hard .
BTW is her favorite band Limp Bizkit? Just wondering.
nothing limp around here .
Has the Christian contingent chimed in yet???
On any of the "neighbor" thread?
Don't they have a rule about neighbors and such?
(maybe it's just a guideline???)
Geno
"Thou shall not covet thy neighbor’s ass"
Has the Christian contingent chimed in yet???
On any of the "neighbor" thread?
Don't they have a rule about neighbors and such?
(maybe it's just a guideline???)
Geno
If you're referring to me I'm only firing for effect. I'm not being serious, at least about the guy banging his neighbors daughter. In fact, I'm not convinced 1bigdude is serious either. If he is, for his own sake he might do well to think about moving.
Killing trees and trimming a bush today. What's next?
That's a tough one. Maybe thank him for raising such a bodacious hotty for a daughter and assure him she enjoyed it at least as much as you? Not sure, just spit ballin… oops pardon the pun. lol
How you know she was a hotty?
He maybe took one for the neighborhood.
Clapping on another threads as well.
Has the Christian contingent chimed in yet???
On any of the "neighbor" thread?
Don't they have a rule about neighbors and such?
(maybe it's just a guideline???)
Geno
"Thou shall not covet thy neighbor’s ass"
you're right just lick it.
stxhunter you do have it rough,though today was most likely not.As long as ya can power through it go for it. Life is what ya make it, why not make it great.
I’m out of ideas....bang his son?
Then red flag the neighbor for threats.
Well, it wasn't brought up in the other thread, but I guess one could SWAT the neighbor and give the po-po the idea to drive the MRAP over the sumac trees as that's the best way to get to the house to punch a hole through.
Geno
I’m out of ideas....bang his son?
Then red flag the neighbor for threats.
Hahahaha
Fuggit
When all else fails
Plant sumac trees along the fence
Has the Christian contingent chimed in yet???
On any of the "neighbor" thread?
Don't they have a rule about neighbors and such?
(maybe it's just a guideline???)
Geno
If you're referring to me I'm only firing for effect. I'm not being serious, at least about the guy banging his neighbors daughter. In fact, I'm not convinced 1bigdude is serious either. If he is, for his own sake he might do well to think about moving.
Not meant for anyone in particular.
I'd reply directly to a person instead of the OP if it was.
your post was funny enough.
Geno
Has the Christian contingent chimed in yet???
On any of the "neighbor" thread?
Don't they have a rule about neighbors and such?
(maybe it's just a guideline???)
Geno
"Thou shall not covet thy neighbor’s ass"
you're right just lick it.
The neighbor's donkey?
You Texicans are a twisted lot.
Geno
Killing trees and trimming a bush today. What's next?
Classic
Fuggit
When all else fails
Plant sumac trees along the fence
Johnny Sumacseed???
Kinda got a ring to it!
[quote=fuzzytail]Killing trees and trimming a bush today. What's next?
Eating Mexican?
Sure I am married...She was watching 😆
Obviously your sexual prowess wasn't something your wife thought was worth anything to keep for herself, and more than likely you are nothing to be impressed by in that department, an old hat is just that, an old hat. Who knows, there could be a good chance your wife struck gold somewhere else, and doesn't give a damn what you do with your "fill in the name you have given it".
Or the scenario was and is a crock of schitt !
But hey, whatever gets you through your day.
Lynn
All you have to do is punch him in the face. Then he’ll yell at you about that and you can say well at least I’m not banging your daughter.
Or invite his mother over 😂
You wouldn't have to worry about me moving if it was my daughter. You wouldn't be able to worry.
Bang the daughter again but this time invite him to watch.
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Or the scenario was and is a crock of schitt !
But hey, whatever gets you through your day.
Lynn
Happens all the time on PornHub. 🤣
Heck on PornHub I could've had her twin sister too
Since the other thread took off so fast I thought maybe I could get some advice on how to rid the neighborhood of my next door neighbor. What a Schit head he used to be ok until he caught me nailng his 18 year old daughter in my pool last summer. Now all he does is scream insults at me.
You have a willing 18 year old next door and you want the family to move away. What am I missing?
Sure I am married...She was watching 😆
Obviously your sexual prowess wasn't something your wife thought was worth anything to keep for herself, and more than likely you are nothing to be impressed by in that department, an old hat is just that, an old hat. Who knows, there could be a good chance your wife struck gold somewhere else, and doesn't give a damn what you do with your "fill in the name you have given it".
Or the scenario was and is a crock of schitt !
But hey, whatever gets you through your day.
Lynn
Or maybe she's into that.
just had Clarissa the 21 yr old come by to see me life is hard .
BTW is her favorite band Limp Bizkit? Just wondering.
nothing limp around here .
Why do all threads end up being about you?
Or maybe she's into that.
That also happens on PornHub....
Happens in real life too. 😂
just had Clarissa the 21 yr old come by to see me life is hard .
BTW is her favorite band Limp Bizkit? Just wondering.
nothing limp around here .
Why do all threads end up being about you?
who me i don't live a boring life.....
Sure I am married...She was watching 😆
Obviously your sexual prowess wasn't something your wife thought was worth anything to keep for herself, and more than likely you are nothing to be impressed by in that department, an old hat is just that, an old hat. Who knows, there could be a good chance your wife struck gold somewhere else, and doesn't give a damn what you do with your "fill in the name you have given it".
Or the scenario was and is a crock of schitt !
But hey, whatever gets you through your day.
Lynn
Or maybe she's into that.
Never thought about that, well, each to their own I guess.
Lynn
Hmmm, what did I miss here?
Hmmm, what did I miss here?
Some dude giving the business to neighbors Daughter while his ( the OP) wife watches....
Sha-bang-a-bang.
This is kinky, I’m embarrassed
Sure I am married...She was watching 😆
Obviously your sexual prowess wasn't something your wife thought was worth anything to keep for herself, and more than likely you are nothing to be impressed by in that department, an old hat is just that, an old hat. Who knows, there could be a good chance your wife struck gold somewhere else, and doesn't give a damn what you do with your "fill in the name you have given it".
Or the scenario was and is a crock of schitt !
But hey, whatever gets you through your day.
Lynn
Know why I prefer younger stuff? Because they still have one ass not two. They did not gain 35# after marriage yet. They appreciate getting hammered by a man that is not rolling off them 6 strokes into it.
Just give him a grand baby.
Funny you should say that! She was home for Christmas break and had one in the oven..Not mine I fixed like the cat!!!