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Or invite his mother over 😂
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You wouldn't have to worry about me moving if it was my daughter. You wouldn't be able to worry.
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Bang the daughter again but this time invite him to watch.
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Or the scenario was and is a crock of schitt !
But hey, whatever gets you through your day.
Lynn
Happens all the time on PornHub. 🤣
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Heck on PornHub I could've had her twin sister too
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Since the other thread took off so fast I thought maybe I could get some advice on how to rid the neighborhood of my next door neighbor. What a Schit head he used to be ok until he caught me nailng his 18 year old daughter in my pool last summer. Now all he does is scream insults at me. You have a willing 18 year old next door and you want the family to move away. What am I missing?
He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.
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Sure I am married...She was watching 😆 Obviously your sexual prowess wasn't something your wife thought was worth anything to keep for herself, and more than likely you are nothing to be impressed by in that department, an old hat is just that, an old hat. Who knows, there could be a good chance your wife struck gold somewhere else, and doesn't give a damn what you do with your "fill in the name you have given it". Or the scenario was and is a crock of schitt ! But hey, whatever gets you through your day. Lynn Or maybe she's into that.
You can lead a horse...
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just had Clarissa the 21 yr old come by to see me life is hard . BTW is her favorite band Limp Bizkit? Just wondering. nothing limp around here . Why do all threads end up being about you?
Due to the increased price of ammo, don't expect a warning shot...
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Or maybe she's into that.
That also happens on PornHub....
Dave
�The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
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Happens in real life too. 😂
You can lead a horse...
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just had Clarissa the 21 yr old come by to see me life is hard . BTW is her favorite band Limp Bizkit? Just wondering. nothing limp around here . Why do all threads end up being about you? who me i don't live a boring life.....
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Sure I am married...She was watching 😆 Obviously your sexual prowess wasn't something your wife thought was worth anything to keep for herself, and more than likely you are nothing to be impressed by in that department, an old hat is just that, an old hat. Who knows, there could be a good chance your wife struck gold somewhere else, and doesn't give a damn what you do with your "fill in the name you have given it". Or the scenario was and is a crock of schitt ! But hey, whatever gets you through your day. Lynn Or maybe she's into that. Never thought about that, well, each to their own I guess. Lynn
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Hmmm, what did I miss here?
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Hmmm, what did I miss here? Some dude giving the business to neighbors Daughter while his ( the OP) wife watches.... Sha-bang-a-bang.
Dave
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I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon.
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This is kinky, I’m embarrassed
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Sure I am married...She was watching 😆 Obviously your sexual prowess wasn't something your wife thought was worth anything to keep for herself, and more than likely you are nothing to be impressed by in that department, an old hat is just that, an old hat. Who knows, there could be a good chance your wife struck gold somewhere else, and doesn't give a damn what you do with your "fill in the name you have given it". Or the scenario was and is a crock of schitt ! But hey, whatever gets you through your day. Lynn Know why I prefer younger stuff? Because they still have one ass not two. They did not gain 35# after marriage yet. They appreciate getting hammered by a man that is not rolling off them 6 strokes into it.
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Just give him a grand baby.
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