Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes.
Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
Chuck Norris’ cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
