Back when I was working 12 hour shift work we had a lottery pool going on the crew I was with. We all had creative theories as to how we would quit if we ever hit the big one. One guy on the crew swore he would wait until he was on the night shift, when he could sneak into the unoccupied office area and proceed to take a dump on top of the department heads desk. Then stick his photo ID badge in it so nobody else would get blamed. Then leave and get on with his early retirement. Sadly we never hit the big one but I knew that guy and I have no doubt he would have actually done it if we ever won.
