I don't think things are really all that much better.
Walmart has five people stocking shelves at 3AM instead of four.
McDonalds has 5% less gristle ground up in their Big Macs than they did last year.
Junkies are using their needles four times instead of six times before they break out a new one.
The average turd on a San Francisco sidewalk has increased in length from 4.5" to an even 5".
America is rapidly approaching the place where its prosperity is calculated by the length of its sidewalk turds.
Back in the 50's an American community gauged its wealth by the size of the cars in the driveways.
Today,....a community is judged by the length of its sidewalk turds.
You sure do like to hear yourself talk (or type).
