Lost my left ring finger many years ago, it was a brutal divorce.
The good news is that I can flip a bird with less effort than most. And I can do other tricks that are useful from time to time, but I won't bother y'all with the fine points.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
