“You have attributed conditions to villainy that simply result from stupidity.”
― Robert A. Heinlein,
Endowed with a stupidity which by the least little stretch would go around the globe four times and tie.
- Mark Twain in Eruption
He would have been a black and tan terrier only there wsn't room enough on him for both colors.
- quoted in "Relics of Mark Twain,"
