Well, you ARE older than dirt. You better protect your self from the Caronas. I have a construction trash bag large enough to make a body condom if you need it.
Just because Denny roamed with the dinosaurs doesn't mean he's THAT old.
I'm more worried about some mexican schidting in a field where my romaine lettuce is grown and giving me e.coli than I am about some cold virus named after a crpy beer.
py beer.