Wow.

Cincinnati police announced Monday that these calls will be referred for online or phone reporting:

Assault reports where there is no medical attention necessary and suspect is no longer present
Breaking and entering reports where there are no suspect(s) or possibility of property recovery
Criminal damaging reports
Dog bites
Lost property
Lost or stolen license plates
Menacing reports, unless a suspect is expected, threatens to return or is part of the elements of domestic violence
Phone harassment
Property damage
These calls will be referred for phone reporting:

Found property, which can be dropped off at a district lobby if necessary
Theft reports for both misdemeanor and felony theft where there is no possibility of “immediate apprehension or property recovery” and the value stolen is less than $5,000. This does not include reports of stolen firearms


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