My dogs won’t even eat a Honey Crisp or Gala apple

They would shun me if I delivered one of those 3/4scale ‘school lunch apples’

I mean they’ll play ball with it, good for soft-mouth drills.

Been one on the porch since Christmas. And it was one of the Harry&David apples too.
But they’ll chew my damn Jimmy buffet flip flops, sombitches