Get one of the air horns that use a plunger to supply the air. Pull a desk drawer out and tape the horn so that when he closes the drawer it will be pushing in on the plunger.
Those who are always shooting off at the mouth usually aren't shooting straight.
What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal? A polar bear.
Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.
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