Originally Posted by Rock Chuck
Originally Posted by HilhamHawk
I keep trying to get mine to sexually harass me. The kids being home nonstop kinda tends to put a damper on it..........

Jelly beans. Get 1/2 lb each of white and green. If there's snow on the ground, scatter whites on the lawn. If there's no snow, scatter greens. The kids will stay busy long enough to give you some Mommy time.

My kids think they're too good to eat them. Stuck up little f**kers................

While it's true that all liberals are crazy people, not all crazy people are liberals.