Originally Posted by Rock Chuck
Originally Posted by HilhamHawk
I keep trying to get mine to sexually harass me. The kids being home nonstop kinda tends to put a damper on it..........

Jelly beans. Get 1/2 lb each of white and green. If there's snow on the ground, scatter whites on the lawn. If there's no snow, scatter greens. The kids will stay busy long enough to give you some Mommy time.

Jelly beans?

I always heard quarters. Toss a dozen in the yard and tell the kids you lost 15.

Of course, most kids today would not get out of their chair for a quarter.

People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.