Hark! Hark! The dogs do bark;
The beggars have come to town.
The Community Chest will give a lawn fest,
To shake the citizens down.
...
Paddy was a gunman;
Paddy was a thief.
Paddy came to my house,
And stole a piece of beef.
Paddy got alienist
And proved himself insane.
Then he crowned the alienist,
And took his watch and chain.