I don’t have a cat and my boxer shorts are my pajamas.

Oh and most importantly I don’t listen to NPR, tho a guy in footy jammies with a feline in his lap probably would listen to NPR.

I do have a genuine hearing problem tho. Wife comments on it all the time; she can hear my podcasts from half way up the block each evening as I approach the house.

Hearing protection wasn’t as popular when I was a kid as it is today...