Back in the 'days we drank until we passed out, and generally woke up in daylight either at that immediate location or wherever our friends and/or relatives had dragged or carried us to.
Now they call EMS.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744