If it’s carbureted, it gets non-ethanol with Stabil 360 (marine use stuff). If it’s two cycle, also gets a splash of seafoam each fill up while in-season/use.

Golldammed motion detector lights. A guy can’t even piss off his porch in peace any more.

"Look, I want to help the helpless. It's the clueless I don't give a [bleep] about." - Dennis Miller on obamacare.