Originally Posted by sawbuck
Good to see you back. Bart's chili was famous around these parts for a while.

If I recall correctly, you were a telephone man and suffered a brain injury.

I hope all is well these days.

I did have a real live brain fart that could only be relieved with a brain surgeon...
Also had a rib that broke and punctured my liver and gal bladder.
I remember looking in the mirror and one pupal was big and one was very small...
I thought I was having a stroke... Don't remember much after that but I apparently
called 911. Strange times. A girl I was sorta seeing urged me to call 911 or just
go ahead and die. I really liked that skinny butt blonde...


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I'm a big fan of the courtesy flush.