Birdy's king of the self-absorbed pollyannas on the 'fire, but you're makin a strong move.
How is that? Because I can cook, really, really well, despite not being able to smell?
GFY, chucklehead.
No, moron.
Because you jump on the fire, and continuously give yourself a handjob bout alla your nonexistent qualities.
But you're gonna need ta lose the water heater and mattress, ta be taken seriously.
