No, I'm only slightly less afraid of the internet than I am of fire. That stuff is all sparkly shiny and pretty and then the next thing you know the burning starts. Why, back in my day we just got in a big pile of bodies for warmth and we liked it. We liked it JUST FINE. Plus, cooked food is WAYYYY overrated. Raw chicken gave me the immune system I have today. Plus, the copious vommitting keeps me thin.
