It this was real I’d prob’ly pull over and really wish I had my Glock 19 instead of my Airweight. But since it’s made up I can give myself an AR15 or 9mm carbine in the truck and encourage the perps to cease and desist from comfortably of out of handgun range.
Then when the small Black lady Trooper goes into labor I can deliver the child right there by the side of the highway, with the assistance of a stunning redhead who just happened to live nearby who afterwards invites me to her place to shower where she slowly unbuttons her tight silk shirt revealing her ample breasts and gently but insistently reaches down for etc etc etc....
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
