Most likely call FedEx....They know how to kick azzz. Then if I had my perimeter Dog, I would let him clearout the surrounding area for safety. Then immediately go to condition 1 and fire two rounds into the air.
Dude... FedEx was on a bong hit break...
Dis chit was going down in real time...
What would you do?
Stop being an embellishing attention whore is what you should've done
