By the way,...they cancelled COPS and Live PD to keep you happy.
No TV, but COPS was a favorite. OTOH in Real Stories of the Highway Patrol friggin’ EVERY car they pulled over on the Innerstate had a suitcase of cocaine in the trunk.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744