Don't worry about me if you don't see nor hear from me on the fire for a good long while. All this Bolshevik madness is driving me up the wall. It is affecting my marriage, and my kids tell me I need to go cold turkey on current events. Just relax. I'm going to boycott the fire, all news sources, and Rush Limbaugh until after the elections. Also, no MLB, NBA or NFL. See you in November.

"All that the South has ever desired was that the Union, as established by our forefathers, should be preserved, and that the government, as originally organized, should be administered in purity and truth." – Robert E. Lee