Black licorice...... offensive
Chocolate ice cream..... will now be known as ice cream of color
Black Friday??!!!...... well, when isn’t it?
The hours past Sunset will NO LONGER be called “after dark”
, but referred to as “after light”.


I hope you all agree with these OBVIOUSLY needed changes! Now go home and practice your white guilt, and your “I’m ashamed to be white” thoughts!

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