For some reason, perhaps because I sit at the computer with my head slightly cocked to the right, the first thing that I saw was "wise", but my eyes instantly shot back to the left and I saw "witty".

Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.

Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)

Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.