Originally Posted by Rock Chuck
Ah, hospital tests. Years ago a friend picked up a young lady and bedded her. 6 weeks later she showed up on his doorstep and announced that she was pregnant and he was the only one she'd been with (I saw her and she was homely enough that this could be true). This was before DNA testing was invented. Needless to say, he about crapped. Some weeks later, he got a note from her in the mail saying it was a hospital error. She said that on the day she was tested, there was another woman with the same 1st initial and the same last name who was also tested. She WAS pregnant. The nurse had mixed them up. By total coincidence, I worked with the husband of the other woman. She did indeed have the same 1st initial and the same last name and I knew for a fact that she was pregnant.
These days the hospital protocols are much more rigid for ID's.

Have you seen some of those single mothers out there?
Lots of men don't care what she looks like and have no problem sleeping with the ugliest thing around


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