One never knows their inner strength until circumstances require them to lay waste to the land around them. For example, during my first mission in Nam I found the circumstances so nauseating that when the little hordes started shooting at us I threw up all over them. They stopped shooting instantly. I pray they didn’t suffer too long. The next day there were bodies and dead livestock everywhere.

The Air Force wanted me to ride in the belly of a B52 but I told them to fug off.


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain