When I was about to retire, i would go in the men's restroom with a 20cc syringe full of warm water and if I caught someone on the crapper I would say in a loud voice "When I came to work here I could pee over those stalls, I wonder if I still can." Then shoot the water over the top and watch someone fly out.
You are one sick puppy! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa