Fugging Shorsey.....

I used to could piss like that...

Been awhile though.

I haven't had that range in a long time.

I'd be more worried about the fact that the guy pissing is buck naked than how far he is pissing.

When ya’ get older, your weaker stream often goes in two different directions.

Eh, give yer balls a tug.

Maybe when I was a little kid.

LOL. True.

Lemme pull 'em up outta my boot tops, and try that...

You kill a couple of these and you can piss over the top of a Mini Cooper

Me too. Things sure slow down.....

Looks like someone already peed in the bottle.

You only rent malt liquor

My grandkids can do that. Been a long time since I could...

Hey cmon....when I was round after round of plasma and B-, I asked renegade50 to go down to the red light and hi five the first panhandler for saving my life.


😃😃

That was my thought when I saw that picture, too.

He only pees like that after he gets done banging your moms.

I bet michael obama could arc it over a U-Haul truck.

Right! My grandsons go like that.

Man you guys are ON today!

When I was about to retire, i would go in the men's restroom with a 20cc syringe full of warm water and if I caught someone on the crapper I would say in a loud voice "When I came to work here I could pee over those stalls, I wonder if I still can." Then shoot the water over the top and watch someone fly out.

This

maybe there are showers in there lol.

You are one sick puppy! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa

That picture brought back memories of 2nd grade. I was doing that in the elementary boys bathroom and my buddy ran in and ran right through the stream. I begged him not to tell so he didn't.

Later on in class, there was knock on Mrs. Olson's door and it was a 3rd grader ratting me out by telling the teacher "he pissed on a kid!" as he was pointing at me in front of the entire class.


LMAO


P.S. NO I wasn't naked you wisenheimers! lol

I have found that the right hat and a steady, manly gaze will win ya space at the urinals every single time

PISS MONSTER..LOL

Once upon a time long ago I could sign my first name into a snow bank or drift in halfway decent cursive handwriting while relieving myself. We called it "autographing", as in; "I'm gonna autograph that snow bank".

I once had a friend who could piss backwards over his own shoulder - man I was jealous, great party trick. He could also piss over a 6ft wall.

I still do......... in spurts..........

And after they put some money in his account so he can get some KFC

ah..... a cell phone camera at a urinal?

LOL

Hell - anymore I need 1/2 a Viagra just to pee past the toes of my boots!!!!

That helps too




Actually the story behind that photo is I was working summers in a museum in the River Center Mall in downtown San Antonio, the office where we kept all our stuff was in the basement, right next to the men's room. A buddy had that Shako, and since I was going over to the Dark Side (that's what we all call it, even the actual Mexicans ) I needed a photo so as to order my own from Pakistan. And there weren't any mirrors in the office.

To a trickle.....................

And he didn't have to put the seat down afterward ............................

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mike r

Hat envy.

That dude is hung like a horse.