That's what always impressed me about the Romans - their organization and engineering skills. They built aqueducts that moved water over 50 miles just by gravity and roads that you can still find pieces of today, not to mention the military organization. Kind of funny to think about that then and how the Italians now are part of a joke about organization.

Heaven is where:
The police are British.
The cooks are French.
The mechanics are German.
The lovers are Italian and
It's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where:
The police are German
The cooks are British
The mechanics are French
The lovers are Swiss and
It's all organized by the Italians.


Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery.
Hit the target, all else is twaddle!