By dumb luck I managed to buy nothing today. Didn't know of this holiday.

So all races, sexes, colors, creeds, religions, non-binary gender, ford loving, albino, indian, Alcatraz escapees cannot accuse me of a damned thing.

The DIPCHIT ADD, after a morning of drinking:

You despair, repeatedly, constantly! daily basis?
A despair ninny.
Sack up, despire ninny.