then, if you have a few problems with slowness or other complaints

They’ll tell you....”oh you must not have the deh 7000 or whatever receiver, you should upgrade to our new one”

For a couple hundred dollars

And after 6-8 months of it still sucking goat balls


They say “ oh maybe you should upgrade to our small business access plan, higher speeds and more unicorn farts”

For a couple hundred dollars


which it sucks too.