At the grocery store I frequent, they have arrows on the floor so people will only go one way down the aisles. I, of course, don't pay attention to these arrows and I had an old bird block my way while telling me I was going the wrong way. I told her to move out of my way and to mind her own business and that my going the "wrong" way down the aisle wasn't nearly the tragedy she thought it to be. She moved.
You da man! What a rebel!! Why no one is gonna tell you what to do. You sure showed them. If a cop says, "Show me your hands." You're gonna keep them in your pocket. If someone tells you to drive on the right side of the road; why you're gonna drive on the left. If a sign says, "Slow, curve ahead"; you speed up. You are a contrary; the bravest, smartest and the most free of men. Yes sir, you are an inspiration. And you are tough to boot. You're not afraid some old woman.
