Tarzan went swinging on a vine in the jungle one day and the vine broke. Tarzan popped an eye out, broke his right arm and his penis. He went to the witch doctor and the witch doctor gave him a hawk eye to replace his eye. A gorilla arm to replace his arm and an elephant trunk for his penis then send Tarzan on his way.
A month later, Tarzan went back for a check up. The witch doctor asked him if everything is working. Tarzan said the hawk eye was great and that he could see everything. The gorilla arm was also great because he could pick up anything. Though there was one issue with the elephant trunk he said. The witch doctor asked him what’s wrong with it. Tarzan explained that every time he bends over, it picks up a coconut and shoves it up his a$$.
