Told my wife, If I ever get a 4 hour erection... she better be using it for 3 hours and 59 minutes.....because I sure will....

and I'm not talking about doing a Quagmire....


"Minus the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the Country" Marion Barry, Mayor of Wash DC

“Owning guns is not a right. If it were a right, it would be in the Constitution.” ~Alexandria Ocasio Cortez